The Mirror Has Two Faces

Found some interesting and cute quotes from the 1996 movie, The Mirror Has Two Faces (starring BARBARA STREISAND!)... enjoy! :D



Rose Morgan: When my date takes me home and kisses me good night, if I don't hear the philharmonic in my head, I dump him.



Rose Morgan: This thing that we call a wedding ceremony is really the final scene of the fairy tale. They never tell you what happens after. They never tell you that Cinderella drove the Prince crazy with her obsessive need to clean the castle, cause she missed her day job, right?



Gregory Larkin: You don't use make-up, do you?

Rose Morgan: What's the point? I'd still look like me, only in color.



Rose Morgan: It's not a date. We're just agreeing to eat at the same table.



Claire: Now you spend an extra hour in front of the mirror every morning and every night. And now you'll be the one to walk into a room and scan it for who looks better than you and who doesn't. And as the years go by, the numbers change. One day you'll walk into a room and you're the last woman any man notices.



Rose Morgan: Look at me, I'm a grown woman in a prom dress.

Claire: Oh, please. You look adorable.

Rose Morgan: Adorable? I look like an over-the-hill Barbie Doll. It doesn't fit right, it's too tight. Claire: Too many Sno Balls.

Rose Morgan: Why didn't you pick something looser and in my color?

Claire: Because Maids of Honor don't wear black.



Hannah Morgan: Then why are you going to all this trouble unless that something might *happen* with this one?

Rose Morgan: Mother, would you stop calling him "this one", it sounds like you're picking out a lobster!



Rose Morgan: Why don't you get the coffee?

Hannah Morgan: I've buried a husband, I've raised two daughters. I've made my coffee.



Rose Morgan: I tell you what I envy about people in love - I'd love it if someone knew me, I mean really knew me. What I like, what I'm afraid of, what kind of toothpaste I use.



Candy: Look, you're always such a nice guy. But let's face it, we have nothing in common except sex and the fact that you idolize me.



Rose Morgan: I just can't eat a greasy cheesburger in the middle of the day anymore. Doesn't it bloat you?

Doris: Bloat me? No, it doesn't bloat me! Actually I thought it went real well with the spare ribs I had for breakfast.



Claire: Your hair looks good, the curls work. Why don't you get a perm?

Rose Morgan: I tried that once, I looked like Shirley Temple on crack.



Rose Morgan: I don't feel anything, isn't that great! I never thought about how *I* would feel, I only ever thought about you. I only wanted to make you happy, I never thought I was good enough for you.

Alex: Oh but you are good enough for me, Rose, you are!

Rose Morgan: I know, I know, but Alex, you're not good enough for me!



And here's a really funny one:



Claire: I'm in the middle of one of my lesbian orgy dreams and he's staring at me like I'm suppose to include him. I can't even fantasize in private.

Happy day people! :D